Monday, May 1, 2017
The Zombie Apocalypse, Little House on the Prairie, & Butter
Parent 1: If the writers of the Declaration of Independence were here they'd think we were.... idiots (another parent inserted the word idiot, I believe). We can't even churn butter.
Parent 2: Well, they wouldn't be able to drive my car.
Me: Or use my microwave.
Parent 1: But, they could learn to drive your car.
Me: I could learn to churn butter if needed to, but is that really a relevant skill.
Parent 2 (if he were with Alexander Hamilton): Do you know the second law of thermodynamics, no, neither do I, but I know Google.
The parents involved in this conversation were both public school and homeschool parents. We're so quick to believe the hype about technology being negative. Although, there is a segment of the homeschool population who only use books from the 18th and early 19th centuries. They prefer really old encyclopedias and dictionaries. They're all about cultivating 18th century farm skills. I'm not opposed to homesteading, gardening, building handcrafting or survival skills. It's great to build self-sufficiency and independence. On a deeper level, I believe people are yearning for a return to so-called simpler days that were not so great or simple for many people of color.
What I am opposed to is denigrating modern contributions to society because we choose to use our phones, tablets, and computers. I'm opposed to the premise of our being less intelligent because we can't churn butter. I do know how to correct this if I ever need to prepare for a zombie apocalypse I'd: read a book, watch a video, sign up for a back to basics class, subscribe to Mother Earth or Grit magazine, ask my grandparents, or visit one of those colonial farms. I'm offended by the idea we're unable to learn a skill if and when it becomes necessary. Or even the idea I'd find churning butter a useful skill just out of the blue. Churning butter becomes a relevant skill when it meets a need. Maybe, I just finished reading Little House on the Prairie or my grandmother has shared stories of her childhood. I might want to save money (I'm not even sure it's cheaper), prefer the taste of homemade butter, or want to go off grid/homestead. Or I might think homemade butter is healthier. Whatever the reason, when the need arises, it's simple enough to learn.
We can't prepare for every eventuality, but we can prepare by learning how to find the information we need. Technology doesn't have to be seen as limiting. It's opened up an entire world that can coexist with churning butter. Honestly, when I have gardening questions a quick search on the Burpee site gives me what I need. But so does volunteering at our local education farm or asking gardeners I know. It's a beautiful combination.
Links for churning butter:
Build Your Own Butter Church-Small Farmer's Journal, https://smallfarmersjournal.com/build-your-own-butter-churn/
How to Make Homemade Butter with Lehman's Dazey Butter churn https://youtu.be/VBXNF2dvOdw
How to Churn Butter-http://www.wikihow.com/Churn-Butter
Pepper and Pine YouTube Channel Old Fashioned Butter: Homemade Butter
Kilner Butter Churn 34 fl. oz capacity- https://www.amazon.com/Kilner-Butter-Churn-34-Fluid-Capacity/dp/B00VSLGHOI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493673328&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=butter+churn&psc=1
Standing Stone Farms Butter Making Kit- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015QFQITK?psc=1
No butter churn necessary: http://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/2013/06/homemade-butter/
to Make Homemade Butter with Lehman's Dazey Butter Churn